“The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.”
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
