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Lefty Gomez · Pet

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Lefty Gomez

I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.

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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

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Karl Pilkington

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

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Dick Dale

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

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