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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Nature

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Diet

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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Art

Fran Lebowitz

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child, ' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

Experience