“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”
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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
We're living in a time when parenting is not at all mirroring the way I was parented. For me, I just followed my parents around on their errands when they were busy on the phone, I was quiet. It's a different kettle of fish these days: They run the house, and you listen to their music, and you go to their appointments.
Home life's great, man. The kids are great, happy and healthy. I've reached this sort of wonderful precipice.
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