“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.