“Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.”
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I had someone call me this morning telling me they had somebody who would only work a certain number of hours a week because if they worked too many hours a week then they couldn't get their government assistance. And that person has multiple cell phones, and gets them new every month with new minutes.
It's such a luxury to be able to be happy about going to work in the morning.
Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks.
The newspaper is a marvelous medium. It is extraordinarily convenient and cheap. Let's see. This one cost 75 cents. Now that's a little high. I bought it when I was downtown this morning.
