“When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.”
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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who'd spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it.
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
The world is new to us every morning - this is God's gift and every man should believe he is reborn each day.
I sit down at my desk pretty early in the morning and write all day until about 4 or 5 p.m.
