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“A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.”

Sholom Aleichem · Morning

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Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

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Andy Cohen

I have a Viking stove. The color is butter lemon, and I had to wait several months for it, because that color wasn't available and I really wanted butter lemon! But I don't know that it's seriously ever been cooked on. I mean, I make tea every morning. Does that count?

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John Byng

The next morning we saw nothing of the enemy, though we were still lying to.

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