“The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.”
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Husbands never become good they merely become proficient.
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.