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“If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.”

Alan Alda · Money

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You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself.

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I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger. What works for me is working out when it's useful to use that anger.

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Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.

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