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“One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.”

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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

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I really want to adopt a child... I want to be called 'Mom.' It really is the most beautiful word in the English language.

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I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella. It would be totally messed up!

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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

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