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“Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.”

Abe Lemons · Medical

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Abe Lemons

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

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Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

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Michael Kinsley

The logic is often far-fetched - how does medical marijuana affect interstate commerce? - and some conservatives would like judges to start throwing out federal laws wholesale on commerce clause grounds. The court once again said no thanks.

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Thomas Sydenham

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise.

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