“There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.”
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It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
Since I've been in the U.S. I've lost the back of my heart, 15 ft. of intestine and my marriage - and God, I miss my intestine.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
