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“Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!”

Tommy Cooper · Marriage

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Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

Car

Tommy Cooper

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

Age

John Krasinski

I know I'm guilty of and I think a lot of people are guilty of sort of getting starry-eyed with love and sort of looking over the bad things and keep going and you don't really prepare for how much work marriage really is.

Marriage

John Updike

The first breath of adultery is the freest after it, constraints aping marriage develop.

Marriage