I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination… — Quoted

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“I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.”

Dave Attell · Imagination

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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.

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I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

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I never wanted to be famous.

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

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