“I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.”
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In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just can't give her that. So, rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship, it's just been easier to be single.
I don't think humor is forced upon my universe it's a part of it.
I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
