My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste… — Quoted

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“My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.”

Tracy Morgan · Humor

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Tracy Morgan

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

Respect

Tracy Morgan

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

Smile

Tracy Morgan

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

Dad

Tracy Morgan

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Cool