“Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.”
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?