“My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.”
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.
