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“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”

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Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

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