“There is an old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.”
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I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.
Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.
No one ever asked what was my relationship with Bart Giamatti. We used to talk about baseball a lot as a player and a commissioner, just talk about the game, what could we do to help the game, where's the game going, he was pretty good.
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.