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“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”

Johnny Carson · Happiness

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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