“I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.”
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
