“I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.”
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
