I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Quoted

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“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”

Will Rogers · Government

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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

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