“It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.”
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in.