All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in f… — Quoted

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“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.”

Fran Lebowitz · God

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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child, ' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

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If you're going to America, bring your own food.

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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