“The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.”
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
