“Never make predictions, especially about the future.”
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
