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“Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.”

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Mike Judge

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.

Amazing

Mike Judge

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.

Beauty

Mike Judge

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

Teacher

Mike Judge

One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York.

Legal