“And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.”
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Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.
Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced.
