“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.”
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.
Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny?
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
