“I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”
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You always pass failure on your way to success.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
