“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
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Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.
I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
