“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
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I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
