“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
