“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.”
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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
