“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.
The Paris peace talks kept a roof over my head and food on the table and clothes on my back because if something was said going in or coming out, I had the rent for the month.
