“Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.”
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
