People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. — Quoted

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“People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.”

Amy Sedaris · Diet

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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

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I swear I want to be a food model.

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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

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