“McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.”
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I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2, 000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
