“Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'”
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?