I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know i… — Quoted

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“I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.”

Graham Norton · Dating

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Graham Norton

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

Society

Graham Norton

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living.

Success

Graham Norton

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

Relationship

Graham Norton

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

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