“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
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When you're offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And it's silly because you can pass on some really amazing things.
I'd die if I was Madonna. I'd die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I don't know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me.
I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.
I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!
