“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”
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Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
