“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
