“When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.”
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
