“Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.”
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
