“My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.”
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Growing up, my father was a financial analyst for an oil company. He was just a regular dad. And when I would say, 'Hey, come see my play, ' he'd say, 'Sure.' He'd see one, 'Oh, good play' - you know, very typical dad reaction.
My father was the quintessential husband and dad.
