Pet quotes

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.